Blotter: Man Urinates By Apartment Building, Gets Tackled By Woman

The following information was provided by the Marple Township Police Department. Any arrests or charges mentioned do not indicate guilt or conviction.

BROOMALL–On Nov. 14 at approximately 5:54 a.m., Marple police responded to the area of N. Sproul Road around Armenian Delight for a reported assault.

Upon arrival, police located a man who was being held down by a woman. The woman told police the man attempted to break into her apartment, according to the report.

The woman then chased the man to the area of Marple Tractor & Mower Services and tackled him. The man sustained facial injuries, resulting in moderate bleeding from the nose and swelling of the left eye, said police in the report.

According to the report, the woman had just returned home from a night out when she saw the man urinating alongside her building. The man is currently on heart medication, which makes him urinate often, according to the report.

Upon further investigation, police observed what appeared to be urine on the ground and discovered a photo ID, a bagged lunch and house keys on the man. The man told police he was on his way to the bus stop to go to work. No tools or other suspicious instruments that could be used to attempt a crime were found on the man.

When the woman saw the man, she reacted by attempting to subdue him, which caused the man to strike his head on the ground, according to the report.

mimi November 29, 2012 at 06:46 PM
agree--he had to be a bit of a thing! he was on lasix it makes you urinate...this is the BIG news y'all (lol)
Jack mehoff November 29, 2012 at 11:28 PM
I heard he was retarded this woman deserves to be locked up who beats up a retard?
PEOPLE PERSON November 30, 2012 at 03:26 AM
MarpleResident December 03, 2012 at 07:45 PM
People Person, the current administration has determined that the work "stupid" is a racist term.
jimmy wildwood December 09, 2012 at 05:24 PM
What kinda woman comes home from a "night out" at 5:54 am on a Wednesday? And then still has the juice to chase and tackle Mr Whizzer? Is it too much to hope that she's single and good looking ; ) Note to Jen: please don't post her pic, I don't need my dreams shattered so close to Xmas.


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