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OMG PD: Man Eats Fruit Bowl, Vomits Obscenities

This week's stories include a man who cussed-up a storm while eating a fruit bowl, a driver who drank a quart of Corona while stopped at a red light, and a 'citizen's arrest' gone wrong – but right.

Man Eats Fruit Bowl, Vomits Obscenities: According to a report in the Horsham Patch, a Philadelphia man was arrested after he became belligerent in front of customers at Acme.

The man was reportedly eating a fruit bowl on a bench when he was asked to leave. He then reportedly began to scream obscenities at shoppers.
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Man Drinks Corona at Red Light, In Front of Cops: 
According to a report in the Norristown Patch, a 31-year-old man allegedly drank a 32 ounce Corona while stopped at a red light ... next to a police cruiser.

Despite the beer guzzling, the report states that the man performed exceptionally during a field sobriety test.
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'Citizen's Arrest' Goes Wrong – but Right: 
According to a report in the Abington Patch, a man made a "citizen's arrest" after he saw another man entering his neighbors car. Turns out, the other man mistakenly thought it was his friends car, which was located a block away.

Upon sorting out the incident, police realized that alleged burglar was still worthy of arrest, as it was found that he allegedly intended to drop off money for drugs, which where still present in his friends car.
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Vandal Gets Revenge on Owner of Dog Left in Hot Car – Twice: 
According to a report in the Norristown Patch, the owner of a dog that was left in hot car received a disgusting surprise upon their return to the vehicle.

A "samaritan" had allegedly placed dog feces into the air vents of the vehicle, which wasn't discovered until the owner turned the car on. A few weeks later, a similar incident occurred.
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