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On the article Bright Hope Fight Results in Simple Assault, False ID Charges
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On the article Should DUI Alcohol Limit Be Lowered to .05 Percent?

John Q. Public
1:26 pm on Friday, May 17, 2013
I propose lowering all speed-limits to 1MPH, and BAC to 0.00, and we will all live forever.
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On the article Join Montco Commissioners in Bike To Work 2013
John Q. Public
8:38 am on Thursday, May 16, 2013
ReplyWill the Commissioners be naked like the Philly people?
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On the article Montco LGBT and Friends Offer County Meet-Ups
John Q. Public
8:14 am on Wednesday, May 15, 2013
ReplyHomosexuals are the "...the best humans around?" The Patch is a great source of knowledge, and because I read it on the Internet, it must be true.
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On the article Gunman Sought in West Basin Street Shooting
John Q. Public
7:30 am on Wednesday, May 15, 2013
ReplyIf we had a President who was Norristown friendly, he'd send in armed, U.S. Marines to do Humvee patrols through town, along with air cover. Within days, the population would be greatly reduced, and problems solved.
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On the article Zep Wars – Eve's vs. Lou's
John Q. Public
6:01 pm on Friday, May 10, 2013
ReplyEve's zeps are to die for. No one is better than Eve's.
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On the article Minor Sexually Assaulted by Elderly Plymouth Man, DA Says

John Q. Public
8:31 am on Thursday, May 9, 2013
Come one, this is the Patch, home of the self-righteous! Fairness is not an option.
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On the article Gay Marriage Debate Comes to Norristown

John Q. Public
8:21 am on Thursday, May 9, 2013
Fewer do care, which was the finding of the Indiana U. study. Porn is very accepted in 2013, and its use has sharply changed our view of morality, and actually helped us progress to amoral. To be a better, more accepting/less judgmental person, use porn every day, and your moral compass will swing every direction. That's what the study concluded.
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On the article Tell Us: What’s the Biggest Challenge You’ve Faced?
John Q. Public
8:04 am on Thursday, May 9, 2013
ReplyMy biggest challenge is walking after consuming 5 Rusty Nails.
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On the article Gay Marriage Debate Comes to Norristown
John Q. Public
7:30 am on Thursday, May 9, 2013
ReplyA very recent Indiana University study showed the more we use pornography, the more we accept homosexual marriage. Apparently, using pornography breaks down our moral compass, so we become accepting of anything and everything. We are what we consume.
John Q. Public
1:34 pm on Friday, May 17, 2013
One of the 47%, soon to be 48%. I'm please to work 60+hrs week to support public housing, so young, Mr. Jones can drink in safety.